MISSED THE I DO

Fkness score: 79/100 — FKED · Category: life · Filed by anonymous

The situation

Forgot my best mate's wedding was today

The one day you had to show up and you didn't.

The read

Your mate said 'I do'. You said nothing, because you were asleep.

Damage report

Damage: 70
Own fault: 100
Humiliation: 90
Wallet damage: 20
Fixability: 40
Survival odds: 55%
Recovery time: Months
Worst case: You're cut from the christening.

Rescue plan

Call them — don't text — and apologise sincerely.
Offer to take them out and hear about the day.
Send a proper gift and a handwritten note.

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