How fked am I? — love
10 love cases judged.
- CHEMISTRY IS NOT A CHECKLIST — 24/100 FINE: I like two girls one is in Amsterdam but she is young but I think about her all the time the other one is so kind but I dont fancy her in the same way although she is stable but she is also not that hygienic as id like
- YOUR FLING HAS AN ORG CHART — 62/100 FKED: I f*cked my boss and she has a husband
- WRONG NAME, RIGHT DISASTER — 77/100 FKED: Called my girlfriend by my ex's name during a fight
- GRAN HAS SEEN THINGS SHE CANNOT UNSEE — 84/100 FKED BEYOND REPAIR: Sent a flirty goodnight text to the family group chat instead of her
- CATFISHED BY YOUR OWN PAST SELF — 58/100 FKED: My date recognised me from my profile but said the photos were 'optimistic'
- THE EX FILES: A DINNER IN TWO ACTS — 71/100 FKED: Called my date by my ex's name. Twice. In one dinner.
- THE 2AM ARCHAEOLOGIST STRIKES AGAIN, YOU D*CKHEAD — 67/100 FKED: Liked my ex's holiday photo from 2019 while deep-scrolling at 2am
- DEEP SCROLL DETECTED — 27/100 COOKED: I accidentally liked my ex's Instagram post from 2019
- ROMANCE, SPONSORED BY UNLEADED — 77/100 FKED: Forgot our anniversary and tried to pass off a petrol station meal deal as 'a spontaneous picnic'
- A LOVE STORY, DIRECTED AT THE WRONG PERSON — 41/100 COOKED: Waved enthusiastically at someone I thought was my date. It was not my date. My actual date watched the whole thing