ZERO PAGES ZERO HOPE

Fkness score: 71/100 — FKED · Category: exams · Filed by anonymous

The situation

Exam tomorrow at 9am, haven't opened the book once

The book is still shrink-wrapped and so is your future.

The read

You didn't fall behind, you never set off. The textbook thinks you're a stranger.

Damage report

• Damage: 55
• Own fault: 95
• Humiliation: 45
• Wallet damage: 20
• Fixability: 40
• Survival odds: 45%
• Recovery time: One resit season
• Worst case: You're writing your name very confidently and nothing else.

Rescue plan

1. Get past papers and learn the 5 most repeated question types.
2. Study the chapter summaries only — 2 hours max.
3. Sleep at least 6 hours; cramming til 4am lowers your score.
4. Email your tutor about resits so you know the backup plan.

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