VAPE DISCOVERED AT HQ

Fkness score: 22/100 — FINE · Category: family · Filed by anonymous

The situation

My mum found my vape

You're an adult being grounded by a flavour called 'Blue Razz Ice'.

The read

You hid it in a sock drawer like it's 1997. Mum has been finding things in sock drawers since before you were born.

Damage report

• Damage: 15
• Own fault: 90
• Humiliation: 70
• Wallet damage: 5
• Fixability: 90
• Survival odds: 95%
• Recovery time: A weekend
• Worst case: She tells every aunt.

Rescue plan

1. Don't lie — she already knows.
2. Have a short, calm chat about it.
3. If you want to quit, say so; she'll become your biggest cheerleader.

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