DEEP SCROLL DETECTED

Fkness score: 27/100 — COOKED · Category: love · Filed by anonymous

The situation

I accidentally liked my ex's Instagram post from 2019

You didn't like a photo, you filed a public report of your obsession.

The read

Nobody lands on a 2019 post by accident. You went archaeologist mode and your thumb betrayed the dig site.

Damage report

• Damage: 10
• Own fault: 100
• Humiliation: 85
• Wallet damage: 0
• Fixability: 95
• Survival odds: 97%
• Recovery time: 48 hours
• Worst case: They screenshot it for the group chat.

Rescue plan

1. Unlike it immediately — notifications sometimes vanish.
2. Do not DM an explanation. Silence is your only dignity.
3. Mute them so this never happens again.

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