YOUR FLING HAS AN ORG CHART

Fkness score: 62/100 — FKED · Category: love · Filed by anonymous

The situation

I f*cked my boss and she has a husband

You mixed office politics with marriage politics and somehow gave both a key to your paycheck.

The read

Most people worry about getting into bed with management metaphorically. You picked a love triangle where one corner approves your leave. Her marriage is her responsibility, but your paycheck is now standing in the splash zone.

Damage report

  • Damage: 40
  • Own fault: 55
  • Humiliation: 30
  • Wallet damage: 15
  • Fixability: 65
  • Survival odds: 85%
  • Recovery time: Weeks to months
  • Worst case: The affair surfaces, the marriage implodes, and your next romance is with job applications.

Rescue plan

  1. Pause the sexual relationship and keep work communication professional.
  2. Check company rules on manager-report relationships and disclosure before deciding your next move.
  3. If safe, set a clear boundary: no more intimacy while she controls your work.
  4. Preserve relevant messages and document any pressure, favoritism, threats, or retaliation.
  5. Seek confidential advice from a union rep or employment lawyer if your job is threatened; HR represents the company.

Comments (1)

  • @hellboy

    you're totally fked