GAS STATION SUSHI GAMBLE

Fkness score: 47/100 — COOKED · Category: health · Filed by anonymous

The situation

Ate gas station sushi before a first date

You rolled the dice and the dice rolled back.

The read

You chose raw fish from a place that sells lottery tickets. Your date is about to meet your stomach.

Damage report

  • Damage: 45
  • Own fault: 100
  • Humiliation: 80
  • Wallet damage: 5
  • Fixability: 70
  • Survival odds: 75%
  • Recovery time: 24-48 hours
  • Worst case: The date ends with you sprinting.

Rescue plan

  1. Hydrate now, skip alcohol tonight.
  2. Reschedule if symptoms kick in — honesty beats disaster.
  3. See a doctor if it's severe or lasts over 48 hours.

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