DR GOOGLE PANIC SPIRAL

Fkness score: 18/100 — FINE · Category: health · Filed by anonymous

The situation

I've had a mild headache for 3 days and googled it

You googled a headache and now you've diagnosed yourself with 14 rare diseases.

The read

Three days in and you've read every forum from 2008. The headache might be from the forums.

Damage report

• Damage: 15
• Own fault: 30
• Humiliation: 5
• Wallet damage: 5
• Fixability: 90
• Survival odds: 95%
• Recovery time: A few days
• Worst case: You need glasses. That's it.

Rescue plan

1. Drink water, sleep, reduce screen time.
2. If it's severe, sudden, or comes with vision/speech issues, call a doctor now.
3. Book a GP appointment if it continues past a week.

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